If I were The Incredible Hulk, I would follow a super-hero to the grocery store, and when they went in, I would pick up their car and put it somewhere else.
This is the thought I have every time I park my car outside the market. By the time I reach the automatic doors I'm wondering if I would be Smart Hulk or Hulk Smash. So, I'm wondering if I would hide the car because I was being clever, or puerile.
The Hulk was originally supposed to be gray, but when Stan Lee sent it to the printers, they told him they didn't have gray. "Make it green," he said.
The Hulk's real name is Bruce Banner, but the character Bill Bixby played on the serial was named David Banner because the producers thought "Bruce Banner" sounded gay; if they thought "Bill Bixby" sounded gay I'm not really sure.
The way you can tell whether or not Stan Lee created a character is if the real name uses alliteration. Bruce Banner. Peter Parker. Matt Murdock.
Stan Lee's real name is Stanley Lieber.
I'm thinking about The Incredible Hulk because I'm angry.
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