Escape from black (iron) hole

This will be short. I need a shower.

There is no leak. I sat in front of my bathroom sink for the last two hours like Yoda at a Phish concert and there is no leak.

I opened those pipes and crawled into the black cosmos of gunk and there I found the Devil; definite article.

I was lost down there and nearly forgot who I was, but I held on. I contracted past the male threads and expanded against the female. It was hard to breathe and the venom seeped into my arms but I went deeper yet. If you have the Devil by the tail, don't you dare let go.

I wound the snake, faster and faster, and the serpent screamed inside that galvanized urethra; victor's agony.

I planted my feet and pulled, who I was this morning is onion-skinned on the floor and now I am the Conqueror; definite article.

Have a plumbing job for me?

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